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from Pudding Is Delicious by Illbotz

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In 2012

In 2012, the world as we know it will be completely changed.
The opposite of everything we know will take place
And our biggest fears will come alive.
Armageddon is near.
Are you scared?
I am.
In fact, I just pissed on myself. It stings.
But it’s my destiny to warn the world of what will happen in 2012.

Planet Earth will be renamed Planet Microsoft.
The world currency will be changed from dollar bills and coins to Pop-tarts – Brown Sugar Cinnamon.
All doctors, lawyers, and psychiatrists will be poor.
And the best paying job will be assistant crackwhore.
All vaginas will be called math books
And all boobies will be called mine.
The only two things on TV will be ALF and infomercials for Flobies.
Demons will rise from hell on giant pogo sticks to choke all Mennonites
with slinkies.
Ol’ Dirty Bastard will rise from the dead to steal all of Kanye West’s
Grammys
And give Big Perm gonorrhea.
And Richard Simmons will become our first gay president in 2012.

Normal people will go out every morning and knock on the doors of
Jehovah’s Witnesses’ homes.
Instead of “Hi, how are you?” people will greet each other with “Lick
my asscrack.”
Girls will not be able to win beauty contests unless they are
hermaphrodites.
Everyone will speak Klingon and people in England will finally brush
their teeth.
And R&B & Country will not suck in 2012.

In 2012, Stevie D will get ass every day!

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from Pudding Is Delicious, released February 1, 2011

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Illbotz are a comedy/ hip-hop/ acoustic group from Roanoke, VA who have been making music, touring, and telling terrible jokes since 2004. They've released 5 albums including their newest "Pudding Is Delicious." Illbotz are known for their high-energy and hilarious live shows. They have shared the stage with Slick Rick, Bubba Sparxxx, Captured! By Robots, and many more! Love them! ... more

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