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Throw Me An Eggroll

from Pudding Is Delicious by Illbotz

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Throw Me An Eggroll

Chorus:
D: Hey yo waddup big sperm
P: Chillin’ yo, just picked up some takeout from the Double Dragon
D: Oh word son, what’cha got? Some lo mein, some pu pu platter?
P: Nah, I got some of this new double dragon moo goo gai...
D: Throw Me An Eggroll!

Aww shit, you done tripped and fell all up in some niceness
I’m priceless, like Pee Wee Herman dolls, I make a nice gift
I’m iceless, never bought a rock that costed more than 3 dollas
All the baseheads in the house shout “holla”
Oochie Walla Walla, Oochie, Walla, Coochie I Bang
At night I’m drinkin' Dayquil and by day, I drink the night train
Insane just like a deaf man with earphones on
You Muthafuckas slip and feel my wrath like Khan
I’m the illest muthafuckin’ rhyme sayer on the planet
Some compare me to a God so they be screamin' “Steviedammit”
Understand it, I’m the one who got ya granny’s panties moist
Your favorite rappas, favorite rappas, favorite rappas favorite choice
Ahead of my time like Tron or any Air Supply record
Makin’ all the self conscious ugly girls get nekked
Ho just like Whodini, easy like e, so check the simile
Big time like Heavy D, diddily diddily diddily diddily
Sillily rhymin’ to the best of my ability
Smooth as milk, rockin’ the mic so top billingley
Mc’s is killin’ me but not like Chi-Ali
Step on my roos and I will take that shit personally

Chorus:
D: Whoo! What’d ya think of dat verse right dare boy??
P: Not too shitty yo!!
D: Off the dome too son! No pen no pad. What the fuck’s a pen?
P: Ahh…You Jay-z’ed it. I don’t know. I could’ve swore I...
D: Throw Me An Eggroll!

D back in the muthafuckin' cut once mo
I am the man which I know so you can call me Sloppy Joe
Everybody tunin' into me like I was a G chord
Makin’ girlies shake they tails til they fall off like Eeyore (Oh pooh!)
A wee more greater, Gleam the cube like Christian Slater
Not a gimmick, the most original thing since Darth Tater
Steal ya pack of now and laters and I fuck up ya fun dip
Crazy tasty red sugar on a candy stick
Got more game than McDonald’s Monopoly
You might get an Egg McMuffin but you’ll never get property
I fuck up a rappas’ knuckles, make em call me uncle
Round 2, yellin Jenga as your blocks straight tumble
Yo I’m the illest of the illest of ill
How can one rappa be so trill?
See more butts than Gene Simmons, I got 5 midget women
That wanna lay me like crazy. That’s 2 ½ grown ladies!

Chorus:
P: Nice verse brusk!
D: Thanks yo. Hey yo did you hear about the economic slump that Uganda’s goin’ through right now?
P: Yea I did! I just think they just need to get their resources together and focus on their exports...
D: Throw Me An Eggroll!

Da man wit the tan that’s little to none
I'm Stevie D, I feel so special like I just scored a hole in one
At Putt Putt then blessed wit a nice orange ball
Speakin’ of balls, I got the biggest fuckin’ balls of them all! (Bam!)
Who shot ya? (Biggie) nope, nope it was me
I’m blastin’ every single rapper til there remains only three
Yo! Me and Kool Moe Dee, and that one guy from M.O.P.
Who’ll probably end up killin’ me and Kool Moe Dee (Brownsville!)
Rappas comin’ at me wit they played out styles
They need to let em rest in peace with that guy who wrestled crocodiles (Krikey!)
Excuse my chillness, cause I know that shit was cold
Let me quit and bust some shit like I was 5 years old
I like cookies and milk (x3)
I summon you Pikachu! (Gyeah!)

Chorus:
D: Alright I’m done
P: I give that song like 3 mics
D: That shit was a classic - 5 mics Main Source - Breaking Atoms shit
P: More like Kris Kross - Young Rich and Dangerous
D: Fuck you
P: Fuck you
D: I killed it
P: You ruined it!
D: I shouldn’t’ve even got you on this track
P: I don’t give a fuck. I didn’t wanna come down here to Poe’s closet anyway. I just wanted to go to Hardees and get that new muthafuckin’ bologna biscuit…
D: Throw me an eggroll, throw me an eggroll, throw me a muthafuckin’ eggroll
P: I-ight, here, ya go…Damn.

Beef with broccoli, general tsao’s for me
Then ya add the egg roll and my gut is swole

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from Pudding Is Delicious, released February 1, 2011

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Illbotz Roanoke, Virginia

Illbotz are a comedy/ hip-hop/ acoustic group from Roanoke, VA who have been making music, touring, and telling terrible jokes since 2004. They've released 5 albums including their newest "Pudding Is Delicious." Illbotz are known for their high-energy and hilarious live shows. They have shared the stage with Slick Rick, Bubba Sparxxx, Captured! By Robots, and many more! Love them! ... more

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