Yea! It's been a long time baby
Haha, I mean not like a real long amount of time
But it's definitely been a decent amount of time
Yo yo!

Stevie D & Mr. Perm up in ya area
Def Leppard shirts on and we’re caustin’ mass Hysteria
Sick like Malaria, but when we be comin' thru, they say Oooh Motherfucker, Woop-De-Doo
They say Ooh! Comin’ harder than arithmetic
Stevie D & Mr. Perm and we gonna hug yo chicks
If you won't let us hug ya chicks, then that’s cool too
To all the ladies of the 80's we respect you

Yea! Stevie D back out the lost and found
Fell off a minute but I'm back and fuckin' awesome now
1000 shades, no AIDS, but twice as laid
Gettin' props from Bob Barker cause my kitty's nice and spayed
Fresh, stupid, dumb, def, ill, etcetera
Better than D.O.C. cause yo "No One Can Do It Betterer"
Ask Eddie Veddera, he'd tell you I'm the "Better Man"
Then he'll say something like uhhh huhhh huhhh and
Yo! I gotta feelin this is goin' platinum
Or maybe half of that but who knows yo I suck at fractions
And I'm also not too good at rhymin'
Stutter when I utter letters AA, BB, CC Winans
Shinin' bright, this is my moment
Kelly Clarkson shit, her whole catalog I own it
"Behind these hazel eyes" yo is my jam, but so is "Breakaway"
Not many blues up in my life that KC cannot shake away
Yea but back to the real shit
Hardcore, M.O.P rob & steal shit
I do this for the block
Strictly underground, motherfucker, fraggle rock
At the hip hop barbershop, suckin' on a pork chop
Long way to the top, fuck dot, find a short cot
And "Rock On" like Michael Damien
Now turn this fuckin' shit up in the walkman that you play me in!

Stevie D & Mr. Perm up in ya area
Def Leppard shirts on and we’re caustin’ mass Hysteria
Sick like Malaria, but when we be comin' thru, they say Oooh Motherfucker, Woop-De-Doo
They say Ooh! Comin’ harder than arithmetic
Stevie D & Mr. Perm and we gonna hug yo chicks
If you won't let us hug ya chicks, then that’s cool too
To all the ladies in their 80's we respect you

Yea Stevie D Back at it
Haha! "Sister Act 2: Back in the Habit"
Eatin' mom's spaghetti with B-Rabbit on the Sabbath,
Get ecstatic and I grab my Pointer Sisters' "Automatic"
Feel like I just got out of Sing Sing
Lickin' every chicken, kickin' rappers in they ding ding
Spring break forever, I'm steady stackin' this cheddar knot
King just like Coretta Scott, get drunk and wet the bed a lot
Better not test me, cause if you test me
I'm 50% on true or false, but essays, they perplex me
I'm sexy motherfucker like 1/60 of Prince yo
Sexy motherfucker like 1/60 of Prince's toe
Shinin' bright just like "Electric Youth"
Debbie Gibson shit, her whole catalog's the fuckin' truth
"Foolish Beat" and "Shake Your Love"'s my shit but so's "Out of the Blue"
Dis Debbie G in front of me, my foot goes where you make the poo
Yea but back to the yellin' shit
D Double O-K-I-E, I like spellin' shit
I like turtles and heart Huckabees
Do not like Beyonce cause Beyonce ain't fuckin' me
Girls wanna fuck and have they kids wit me
Take all my wood and leave me as a stump just like "The Giving Tree"
The illest shit since Bush's “Alien”
Not turn this fuckin' shit up in the discman that you play me in

Stevie D & Mr. Perm up in ya area
Def Leppard shirts on and we’re caustin’ mass Hysteria
Sick like Malaria, but when we be comin' thru, they say Oooh Motherfucker, Woop-De-Doo
They say Ooh! Comin’ harder than arithmetic
Stevie D & Mr. Perm and we gonna hug yo chicks
If you won't let us hug ya chicks, then that’s cool too
To all the ladies, Stephen Davies will respect you

Woop Woop, Woop-Woop-De-Doo
Hibby Dibbidy wibbidy wip woppity woo, I said (x4)