Babybot

Yea. I'm a take a little time out here and get real sexy for a second so get comfortable

Oh-ho Baby! Babybot Babybot
You make me crazy! Babybot Babybot
You often lay me! Babybot Babybot
Whoa-ho Baby! Babybot Babybot

Whoa-ho Honey! Babybot Babybot
You’re so damn money! Babybot Babybot
You love this dummy! Babybot Babybot
Whoa-ho Honey! Babybot Babybot

Yo, I remember when I first met ya
And now I get ta – be wit you forever like Bill Cosby and a sweater
Perfect together like some deodorant and armpits
From the time I’m dirty thirty til' I’m a hundred and some shit
You got me feelin’ like these feelins are the feelins to be felt
Yo! Word to the girl from Elf but I’m not sittin’ on the shelf
Like my fingers in the socket cause I’m constantly glowin’
And yo! You can call me Daddy like a Sylvia Plath poem
I’m knowin’ you plus me equals us like calculus
Like my little golden compass – gonna lead me to the dust
Make me shine like a crocodile smile wit a grill on it
Brighter than a white tee wit a kool aid spill on it
You da bomb like some old 90’s Kris Kross slang
Me without you couldn’t exist like Twilight vampire fangs
My Lovebug Starski - sit down and have a sip or two
Prepare to have ya mind blown as I sing some sexy shit for you

Oh-ho baby! Babybot Babybot
Born in the 80’s! Babybot Babybot
You are a lady! Babybot Babybot!
Whoa-ho baby! Babybot Babybot

Whoa-ho sweetie! Babybot Babybot
You say you need me! Babybot Babybot
You eat yo Wheaties! Babybot Babybot
Whoa-ho sweetie! Babybot Babybot

You’re more hot than a boilin pot sittin on a lava rock
Up inside a ghetto block surrounded by gun shots
Hotter than a thousand suns on the grill with texas pete
It’s neat that I think you’re swell and it’s swell that I think you’re neat
Yo! Our love is correct like Pauly D’s hair on Jersey shore
And you always give me kisses even when my mouth got sores
Hey yo! Four Minus Two – That’s two, that’s me and you
Got me singin’ like the wonders when you do that thing you do
And I love you like white trash loves walmart and layaway
More than emo kids love Jared Leto and razor blades
I’m buggin’ like roaches yo when you give me ya hand to hold
Kisses more delicious than a tight spicy salmon roll
Ya hold me and rub my back after I cry from watchin’ Avatar
Don’t splash water on the floor cause that is what the cat is for
My Lovebug Starski – sit down and have a sip or two
Prepare to have ya mind blown as I sing some sexy shit for you

Oh-ho Baby! Babybot Babybot
You are a Davies! Babybot Babybot
You don’t have scabies! Babybot Babybot
Whoa-ho Baby! Babybot Babybot

Whoa-ho Darling! Babybot Babybot
You are so charming! Babybot Babybot
You got a garden! Babybot Babybot
Oh-ho Darling! Babybot Babybot

(Applause)
Thank you! Thank you very much ladies and gentlemen! Thank you, thank you
You coulda been anywhere in the world tonight but you're here wit me
I appreciate that, yea
No, I learned to sing all on my own – no classical training
You know what I'm sayin – I just listen to a lot of Biz Markie, that's all, you know what I'm sayin
Thank you, thank you
Tip your bartenders now – Don’t feed the dinosaur – haha – good night!