Bot Life

Yea, I double L
Livin’ that fresh life, you know what I’m sayin’ (Word)
Fly ass whips (Dig), cars too (Feelin’ it)
Betamaxes in the headrest (I ain’t got one of those)
Expensive houses, teepees, wigwams (Uh-huh, uh-huh)
And puttin’ our grandmas in the freshest nursing homes
(Hardees every day!!!)

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Payin’ child support to girls we got prego – yo this is bot life
Makin’ meth labs out of legos – yo this is bot life
Forever eatin’ seafood alfredo – yo this is bot life
The hot life – shit right – yo this is bot life

Everyday’s a stroll in the park – yo this is bot life
Fresh jheri curl wit a part – yo this is bot life
Forever Superman, never Clark – yo this is bot life
The hot life – fuck right – yo this is bot life

Perm Verse:
I’ma purify myself in Lake Minatonka
Buy 1000 ill slap bracelets because I wanta
I’m feelin great, I’m feelin tall as a tree
And if you think you’re taller than me nigga, pff…leaves
I’ma do what I want and ain’t nobody gonna stop me
I’ma eat breakfast, lunch, and dinner all at Hardees
I’ma sit down at home and watch porno all day
Who the hell am I kiddin? I was gonna do that anyway
So back the fuck up, and sit the fuck down
And shut the fuck up, cause I run this fuckin’ up
Well not really but in my mind I do
Because I stay wylin’ out sniffin’ all kindsa glue
So peep the ballistics and pass the chex mix
I know that’s your liquor drink but can I please have a sip
This bot life can get so damn hectic
My perm is big name dyslexic

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Stevie D Verse:
I pull up in my ragtop Delorian
Flux capacitor in the back, let’s visit 1984 again
Got two heaters – one to warm up my toesees
One kept up under the seat so I can blast on my foesees
That’s how I rollsees, pocket full of gwaps
Got all my Jewish friends stuntin’ wit some pockets full of tops
Fuck the cops, they in my pocket like nickels
Bought the fuckin’ FDA and made ‘em outlaw pickles
From the time I wake up til the time I sleep, I make it ra-ai-ai-ai-ain
And sniff up lots of ca-ai-ai-ai-ain, while watchin’ Major Pay-ay-ay-ay-ane
I’m so insa-a-a-a-ane, givin’ more gifts than Santa
Spendin’ money like rich parents do on Hanna Montana
In Atlanta, at the clubs, throwin’ saving bonds at scrippers
Got our own booth at Denny’s - we 25% tippers!
Pussycat Dolls fed me and Perm like 80 grapes
Haterz get mad cause I got me some bathin’ apes

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Stevie D Verse 2:
How many bitches wanna get this knot
All these busta bitches screamin’ Aww damn that’s a knot
I got a knot yo, a big knot yo
Gonna buy some fuckin’ nachos wit my knot yo
Just watch yo, got the biggest damn knot in the LBC
It’s the I double L B-O-T-Z
We got fat knots
You got no knots
Wish you had two knots
But you do not
Ha ha ha
Got so many knots, much more knots than you
I’ll buy up Disneyland and Disneyworld and Euro Disney too
That cost mad knots
Not sure how many knots
But it’s a lotta knots
At least six knots
Tik Tok is a song by Ke$ha and you know that it’s true
I got more knots than ya fuckin’ Roos shoelaces do
We got plus knots
You got nil knots
Yo and we’re the Illbotz
We…we, we got knots

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