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Can I Put It On A Sandwich?

from Pudding Is Delicious by Illbotz

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Can I Put It On A Sandwich?

Hey yo Perm check out that girl with the big FAT tail
That butt is a butt
Yea son, I wanna put that muthafucka on a sandwich

Chorus:
Girl your booty’s butter - can I put it on a sandwich?
Girl that ass is jelly - better put it on a sandwich
Girl that butt is meaty - can I put it on a sandwich?
Girl that rump is yummy - better put it on a sandwich

Stevie D Verse:
I see your seein’ what I’m seein’ and I’m seein’ and believin’ that everyone with eyes are seein’ need to be seein’ ya butt
Looks like that ass was finely crafted by an angel and he presented it to the Lord yo and the lord was like what?
Booty so plump, I bet it don’t take dumps
It drops pop tarts
Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop tarts!
I like the way ya milk shakes and never curdles
Like it was painted by Leonardo or them other Ninja Turtles
Ain’t got no time to be stressin’, I’m just addressin’ the question, hope you say yes and can I please get some dressing with that rump?
And can I get you to my mommas, I’d be honored if you join me in the bedroom but I get the top bunk!
Yo! Don’t fake the funk girl you’re sittin’ on a goldmine
Like you a half a game of golf cause you the whole 9
I think it’s time that you break me off a piece of that buttcake
Brown Sugar Cinnamon buttcake!
That ass is so delicious
So hot and cool and vicious
Like Salt N’ Pepa – those are 2 spices that are delicious
If you would be my missis
I’d even do the dishes
After you break me off with so many sandwiches!

Chorus:

Big Perm Verse:
B-b-b-baby your booty’s bangin’, I mean it for real shorty
We can get it in, so let me in for some hot coffee
Ya lookin’ like you’re smugglin’ bean bag chairs
Like you’re no stranger to a Krispy Kreme, hell (yea)
So let me get down, down to the sitch
If there’s a market for booty blubber, then baby you’d be rich
The way it’s jigglin’ make Mr. Huxtable proud
And when you’re jumpin’ up and down, it always sounds like a crowd
If ya ass was a wrestler, it’d be Butt Butt Bigalo
So drop ya butt low and clean the flo like it’s Mop and Glo
Ya hiney’s so big that it reminds me of a jeep
And you’re the opposite of Wendy’s cause I know where’s the beef
So let me a get a handful of that rumproast baby
I know it’s gonna be good but ya gotta work for that gravy
Girl your ass is fat, can I put it on a sandwich?
It’s lookin’ little sloppy, can I put it on a Manwich?
Trust me baby, I’m a booty connoisseur
Just like a bistro, you’re the booty du jour
I’m sorry, didn’t mean to talk so high class
So let me dumb it down for ya, gimme some of that ass (Yeah!)

Chorus:

Back it up, let me put it on some wonder bread (x3)
I guess that’s why they call it wonder bread

Chorus:

Hey yo Perm
(Yo!)
I think we might've just ripped off "Baby Got Back"
(I think you're right)
Oh well, fuck it, it's hot
(Biscuits!)

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from Pudding Is Delicious, released February 1, 2011

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Illbotz Roanoke, Virginia

Illbotz are a comedy/ hip-hop/ acoustic group from Roanoke, VA who have been making music, touring, and telling terrible jokes since 2004. They've released 5 albums including their newest "Pudding Is Delicious." Illbotz are known for their high-energy and hilarious live shows. They have shared the stage with Slick Rick, Bubba Sparxxx, Captured! By Robots, and many more! Love them! ... more

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