Yo, Stevie D back from out the clothes hamper! What’d you think I was gonna disappear like all those other comic rappers? Get a reality show on VH1 or some shit? Celebrity fit club or some shit. Shit yo, I’m skinny as a muthafucka! Still the biggest in this game though yo. Still the best! I’m a fuckin’ dinosaur in this bitch yo! People scared of me yo. I eat rappers for dinner, lunch, breakfast, brunch, brinner, leakfast, dunch.
Chorus:
Step on back bitches, better get on back bitches
I’m on the road up to the riches – hand the game on over – nicely
It’s Stevie the D bitches, sweet like a sweet tea bitches
Straight from the Mickey D’s bitches – How I drink dat? – icey
Still the illest bot bitches, suck on a tater tot bitches
Hot like my chicken sandwiches – How I like dem? – spicy
Still the best that ever did it, still the biggest, don’t forget it
Better scream when I’m comin’ like “Dinosaur, Dinosaur!”
Oh snap, look who’s bounced back up on the track
Big ups to Poe Mack - another dude who’s fat and black
(Hey, what the fuck you say bro?) Hey yo, I just said that
I only weigh a buck fitty but yo fitty of that is sack
Yea! And that’s nuts baby – big swollen nuts!
I sell my rhymes mad crazy cheap just like a little bag of Utz
Oh! Don’t give a fuck
Ned Flanders don’t give a heck
My little homie Baby Boo he took a pencil in his neck
Chorus:
Hey yo I probably won’t make it to 122
I’ll probably die from fuckin’ chickens that give me the bird flu
Beat rappas wit candlesticks like Colonel Mustard in Clue
Beat a cobbler for the Beatles, got an old brown shoe
Similar to John Lennon but hate peace and Asian women
I’m a writer like Mark Twain. (Hey yo, his name was Samuel Clemens!)
Word! Stevie D, Illbotz, and Trunoke
If you see me up on Facebook, gimme a poke! Ok!
Chorus:
Yea muthafuckas, it’s a Dinosaur, Dinosaur!
Damn, father suckers it’s a Dinosaur, Dinosaur!
Damn, rubber truckers, it’s a Dinosaur, Dinosaur!
Ahead of my time, on my grind since 89
Got the mic givin’ me goosebumps like R.L. Stine
On my grind like my teeth when I had TMJ
If you like it, then put a ring on it Beyonce
I don’t kid or play – don’t wear belts – my pants are fallin’
Play tetherball and throw spitballs, therefore I’m ballin’
Too hot to handle, too cold to boast ghosts
Def like Mos, and tell corny jokes like game show hosts
Stevie DVD like Chuck D bringin’ the noise in
Got skanks competin’ for me like that old dude from Poison
Bret Michaels, Ricky Rocket, CC, Bobby Dall
I know you bitches be impressed – I knew em all! Ha! Dinosaur!
It’s just a metaphor – Don’t know if it works
But I eat rappers for dinner and ice scream snickers for dessert – Word!
Illbotz are a comedy/ hip-hop/ acoustic group from Roanoke, VA who have been making music, touring, and telling terrible
jokes since 2004. They've released 5 albums including their newest "Pudding Is Delicious." Illbotz are known for their high-energy and hilarious live shows. They have shared the stage with Slick Rick, Bubba Sparxxx, Captured! By Robots, and many more! Love them!...more
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Mikal "Melancholy" kHill drags you into his world to wallow in sonorous echoes of allegorical nerd culture poetry disguised as deep, angst-ridden Hip-Hop. Not for those with suicidal tendencies. Jay-Radd