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Jesus Gave Me Water (But What I Wanted Was A PBR)

from Pudding Is Delicious by Illbotz

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Jesus Gave Me Water (But What I Wanted Was A PBR)

Jesus Gave Me Water (x3)
But what I wanted was a PBR
Jesus Gave Me Water (x3)
But it was not PBR

Well Jesus came down from Galilee, saw me chillin’ wit a dry ass throat
He said “Stevie D – tell me how do you be?” I said “I’m chillin’ wit a dry ass throat”
Well, he looked at me with a holy kinda scowl and then he told me this
He said “I’ll give you some water and I know that’s not your order but PBR tastes like piss”
I said 'scuse me

Chorus:

Well Jesus looked at me and he told me “yo only lepers drink PBR”
I said, “well call me a leper. I don’t jooks wit Dr. Pepper or no moonshine from a jar”
He said “I guess I’ll go on a beer run – can you throw me a ten – I’m a little short”
I said “it’s PBR not caviar, yo here’s a five and bring me back some Newports”
Yo! I said

Chorus:

Well I waited 40 days and for 40 nights for Jesus and my PBR
I’m chillin’ in Jerusalem, the store is in Damascus – I ain't think that it was that far
And then Perm called me, told me 39 days ago he ran into Jesus
He said they drank some PBR and smoked a pack of Newports and then he turned his Zips into Adidas
Oh! I said

Chorus:

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from Pudding Is Delicious, released February 1, 2011

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Illbotz are a comedy/ hip-hop/ acoustic group from Roanoke, VA who have been making music, touring, and telling terrible jokes since 2004. They've released 5 albums including their newest "Pudding Is Delicious." Illbotz are known for their high-energy and hilarious live shows. They have shared the stage with Slick Rick, Bubba Sparxxx, Captured! By Robots, and many more! Love them! ... more

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