Your iPod Sucks

My I Pod
Makes me a musical God
I got lists that’ll make ya stand up and applaud
My ipod’s fresher than the freshest salad - Yes Sir
Like an Olive Garden salad - cause there ain’t none fresher
My ipod - straight Jay-Z blueprint
Yo ipod - Jay-Z blueprint edited
My ipod - Black Flag and Slayer
Yo ipod - Jason Mraz and John Mayer
My ipod - Chess, Blue Note, and Stax
Yo ipod - Creed, Trapt, and Nickelback
My iPod - Elliott Smith and Patti Smith
Yo iPod - Aerosmith

My ipod got a million gigabytes
Of the illest damn shit ya ever heard in ya life
My taste is exquisite, yo taste is yuck
My ipod rules, your ipod sucks

You rollin’ with 3 gigs, I got a thousandy hundred
I got Tom Waits songs that he ain’t even done yet
You a pophead common ass product of the system
I’m indie as fuck! I even got a beard! Listen!
I dis ya group if you got more than 25 fans
I bet you don’t know shit about the following bands
What you know about? Panda Milk Situation
What you know about? Card Catalog Nation
What you know about? Tank Tops In Traffic
What you know about? The Orlando Bloom Magic

My ipod got 30,000 and some
Yo - Of the freshest butter tracks that make you feel like a crumb
Wit yo ipod – cause your taste is yuck
My ipod rules, your ipod sucks

If your ipod was an alien, I’d get that shit deported
My cell phone rang, it was your ipod, I ignored it
If your ipod was on facebook, I’d deny it's friend request
And if your ipod wants to dance, I’d punch in it’s bitch neck
My ipod - can benchpress 350
Yo ipod - is a pansy/ sissy
My ipod - is so raven
Yo ipod - not so very raven

My ipod make ya say oh snap!
How the hell you get so much flava on that?
My taste is exquisite, yo taste is yuck
My ipod rules, your ipod sucks

I’m frontin’ on ya ipod cause ya ipod is wack son
You got “when doves cry” and put it under Michael Jackson
My ipod - the clash, your ipod - johnny cash
(well, that’s pretty good actually - I like johnny cash - he’s good)
My ipod - 73 Stevie Wonder
Yo ipod - 83 Stevie Wonder
Yo! I hate your ipod like Big Perm hates hair
And if your ipod was pregnant, then I’d push it down the stairs
I got covers for every album and everything spelled correct
My ipod’s like an ipod - yours is like a cassette
Ya got Death Cab for Cutie but you don’t have "Plans"
Yo and you don’t know shit about the following bands
What you know about? The Beatrix Pottery
What you know about? Unclogged Arteries
What you know about? The Fuck Shit Bitches
What you know about? Yum! Pudding Is Delicious

My ipod make ya say aww damn!
How you got so much flava in the palm of your hand?
Cuz my taste is exquisite, yo taste is yuck
My ipod rules, your ipod sucks

My ipod
My ipod

My ipod - filled with Illbotz tunes
Yo ipod is a zune!