The Power Glove (Lucas' Theme)

Yo this right here is Lucas, you know what I'm sayin'
King of the NES so fresh, you know I'd never settle for anything less
Best of this Nintendo shit, you know what I'm sayin'
And this right here is my story - yea - so check it!

Yo, my name is Lucas, I'm the don of this shit
Ain't a punk fucker out there that I ain't whipped
At any video game -- I stun bitches wit my radness
Only kid on my block to ever beat Marble Madness
Been the best at NES yo since the age of 11
You wanna battle, pick a game, I got all 97
It ain't no secret how I freak it when I beat these scrubs
Take a look at my right hand, man I'm in love with the power glove

Chorus:
Yea
I got the power glove
This is dedicated to my best friend the power glove
Yea
It's so bad
I love
The power glove

Now everybody sing, everybody sing, come on:

Lodi Da Da Da Da Da
Wodi Odo Dodi Do
Lodi Da Da Da Da Da
Wodi O Wodi Odi Odi O Yeah!

Now one day when I was chillin' yo, these kids came over braggin'
How they boy got a measly 50 thou on Double Dragon
Said he was hittin' LA for Video Armageddon
Tryin' to get me nervous -- Yo, you'll never catch Lucas sweatin'!
They was callin' him the Wizard -- more like time waster
I reached into my games and pulled out Rad Racer
Pulled out the power glove -- showed him skills he never had
I said "I love the power glove! It's so bad!"
I said I'm winnin' that fuckin' competition man, I'll warn ya
Only thing the kid could say back was "California"
His girl was lookin' hot, I'd put my power glove on that
Looks like she'd rise up with fists though, so I'll move back
I'll catch a nap, eat a snack, play some TMNT
Beat Mecha-Turtle's ass at the end of level three
It's just me, it's Lucas, fly like a dove
Take that, move back, catch a heart attack, bitch I got the power glove!

Chorus:

So The Wizard disappeared and never bothered to holla
I took my ass to LA to win that 50 thousand dollas
At Video Armageddon -- all them fools was gettin' wrecked
Had my Vision Street Wear on and I was lookin' correct
In full effect, and my game-playin' couldn't be dissed
Sat back and waited for the announcer to read the three finalists
It was me Lucas, of course, and this pig-tailed miss
And then the third contestant -- what the fuck is this?
It was that fuckin' wizard kid aka Jimmy Woods
He can't say but one word, yo how the fuck is he so good!
A retard, an ugly nerdy lookin' bitch and me
The crowd gasped when we had to play Super Mario 3
I was smokin' them fools til Jimmy found a warp zone
Then of course the game was his and me, the king, was dethroned
The crowd went nuts and gave that little retard hugs
But it would've been me gettin' the love if I'd got the power glove!

Chorus:
Yea
I got the power glove
This is dedicated to my main man the power glove
What is it a blizzard?
Not at all
It's the power glove
Yea

Now everybody sing, everybody sing, come on:

Lodi Da Da Da Da Da
Wodi Odo Dodi Do
Lodi Da Da Da Da Da
Wodi O Wodi Odi Odi O Yeah!

Yea
I love the fuckin' power glove
It's so bad
I love this song about the power glove
It's so bad
Not bad meanin' bad but bad meanin good
You know what I'm sayin'
Yea
This is Lucas
Original Nintendo bad boy
Signin' off
Fuckers!